Saturday, July 16, 2011

BESSWEEKENDEVARRRR/ Me vs. The World

OMG TWO BLOGS POSTS IN A ROW IN A DAY?! It must be Christmas. But seriously.

Now I shall recap the best weekend ever. Because it kind of was. Especially seeing that I was alone for most of it. Gus, Ian, and Lauren all went on excursions over the weekend, which left me with Evan, who was going to spend most of the weekend doing homework anyway. (NOTE: he did not actually do this. He spent four hours playing Knights of the Old Republic on his computer. Way to go.)

This gave me the chance to go out and do stuff on my own at my pace, which I will admit was kind of nice. After waking up early Saturday and doing laundry, I set out on my incredible journey as if I were a talking animal. I hope someone gets that reference. Unfortunately, the public transport system is getting the equivalent of a total body lift and will emerge from Extreme Makeover more streamlined or whatever, but for now it's just annoying because large sections of it are closed for construction on the weekends. Regrettably, these sections severely interfere with my transportation. So this has forced me to get more acquainted with the bus lines and trykken. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

First item on the agenda was the Munch Museum, to which I hadn't gone with my parents the last time I was here. I have become very fond of Munch and decided that the excursion all the way out to Tøyen, which is on the other side of Oslo, would be worth it. I like carrying around my ISS ID because that means I get discounts to all the museums. I like that. 50 kroner is less than 70 kroner. That is my math and I'm proud of it!

Very early on in my expedition, I told myself I was going to use as much Norwegian as I possibly could in order to practice. I idealistically told myself that I could even go the entire day without slipping up. I walked into the Munch Museum, and the first thing I heard from the guard, in perfect English was,

"You need to go put your bag downstairs."

World: 1. Cali: 0

Disheartened at my apparent American-ness, I went downstairs and locked my bag away and went back up. After going through security I was about to go into the museum when I heard,

"Hallo! Do you need to buy a ticket?" This was also in English.

World: 2. Cali: 0.

I was on a fail streak and became extremely conscientious. I figured that I was just getting it all out of my system, but then I got up to the exhibit doors and did not know how to get in. They're the same as the ones in Sentralstasjon, where it appears that you have to scan something and then the doors open. So I kept scanning my receipt, which elicited a cheerful bip but nothing else from the door. So I did this a bunch and started creating a line behind me. Finally, a security guard from the other side of the exhibit said,

"Just walk through."

Apparently they open automatically.

World: 3. Cali: -1.

However, once inside it was definitely worth the hassle. They had a copy of The Scream and of Madonna here as well as a bunch of studies I hadn't seen before. They did not have my favorite picture of his, which is of his sister Inger sitting on a beach.



I love the tenderness with which he paints her in all his paintings. She was very important to him.

After going through the exhibit, which is fairly small because it is only Munch, I went to the gift shop to buy a postcard. I regathered my resolve and made my way to the counter, compelling myself to speak in Norwegian. It worked out well at first. She said "12 kroner" in Norwegian, and I paid out to he in exact change to show my prowess with the coin system here. But then she asked me something very quickly, and instead of processing what she actually had said, I just replied "ja." She giggled and put my one postcard in a plastic bag.

World: 4. Cali: -1.

Feeling particularly derp, I made my way back to the T Bane in order to go to the city center and see the Ibsen museum. However, my sense of direction failed me and I walked in the wrong direction for a few minutes before realizing I had not seen this part of Tøyen before. I then walked back and started recognizing my surroundings and kept my eyes peeled for a T sign marking the T Bane entrance. What basically happened is that I circumambulated it for about another twenty minutes on the block surrounding it, stopped, looked around me again, and saw the T sign floating over a bridge that I had to cross under to go. It was a big sign.

World: 5. Cali: :(

However, once I did find the T Bane I zipped all the way over to Karl Johan's Gate on my great quest to find the Ibsen Museum. Yet once again my sense of direction failed me, and I ended up crossing over Akers Gate three times before I figured out where Karl Johan actually was. I became very acquainted with the street though and will never get lost there again.

World: 6. Cali: 0.

Upon finding the Ibsen Museum, which is on Henrik Ibsens Gate (duh) and just west of the palace, I sat myself down on a bench in the palace park and enjoyed my matpakke and creeping on the Ibsen Museum. It was wonderful.



World: 6. Cali: 1.

I arrived to the museum at the top of the hour to go on the tour, by this time completely abandoning my goal of speaking Norwegian on this trip. Turns out the building is actually his old apartment which was turned into a dentist office after his death but then reconverted in order to make the museum in 2006. I was the only one that showed up for the tour and therefore got a private tour. Of his apartment.

World: 6. Cali: 2.

Apparently Ibsen was loaded. He was the only person in Norway to have a bathtub. Not even the king had one, and Ibsen took two baths a day, twice as many as most Norwegians took in a year. Stinky Norwegians, clean Ibsen. Go figure.

The museum was fascinating and I think was a subconscious attempt to get me motivated for reading A Doll's House, which I have to do this coming week. I'm not familiar with Ibsen much, aside from seeing Peer Gynt staged a couple years ago at the Guthrie Theater. It was definitely some place I wanted to go back to.

After that I was pretty much done for a day and decided to head back to the dorm. I saw a trykk right outside the museum that had a line that ran to Majorstuen, the stop on the T Bane right before Blindern and right after all the construction. I took it straight there.

World: 6. Cali: 3.

Upon arriving back I did little else besides eat dinner and go to Sognsvannen to relax and stuff. That was the first day of the weekend.

Sunday was a later start. I did laundry again and then vegged out in my dorm before heading over to the National Gallery. I had been there before last year and was dying to go back. Admission is free on Sundays so I figured this was the best time to mosey on over.

The National Gallery has a very large collection of art including a temporary exhibit of only Werenskiold. I'm fond of Werenskiold also. I think my favorite of his is "Peasant Burial"



The museum also has a HUGE collection of Dahl paintings. I enjoy Dahl, but he's not my favorite of the landscape painters. Without a doubt, Peder Balke is my favorite, and "Fyr på den Norske kyst," or "From the North Coast," is my favorite of his.



I think Balke does an incredible job providing a mood without the use of people.

So after walking through there and enjoying the romantic paintings and some from Picasso and Van Gogh, I went outside to wait for my cousins to come pick me up.

What, was that not a smooth transition? Hold on; let me elaborate.

The ending of my weekend was to be a nice home cooked meal and football game provided by my cousin in Oslo, Berit, and her husband, Vegard, and her two sons, Magnus and Kristian. My cousins from Trondheim, Anne, Bjørn, and Øyvind, were in Oslo for the weekend en route to heading to Paris for a week for Øyvind's football tournament. With so many people in Oslo in one time, I got to see a bunch of people very conveniently.

It was wonderful to not have Blindern food. Vegard grilled veggies and chicken wrapped in bacon, and we had strawberries with ice cream for dessert. It was nice.

Øyvind, Magnus, and Kristian have all gotten so big. I only see them every few years, so they grow in spurts rather than increments. Øyvind speaks perfect English now, Magnus speaks quite a bit (last time I saw him he didn't speak any really), and Kristian is.. well.. adorable.



Left to right: Kristian, Øyvind, Me, and Magnus.

After that we departed for the football game, which was between Vålerenga, the Oslo team, and a team from Trømso at Ullevål Stadion, just a few T Bane stops from Blindern. This was my first football game, and it did not disappoint. Vålerenga won 2-0, and their fans sang pretty much the whole time. Some of the melodies I recognized as Christmas melodies, like "O Christmas Tree," "Jingle Bells," and "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow." I couldn't understand the lyrics, but I did enjoy watching them bob up and down for about two hours.



Vålerenga fans after they scored a goal. They went basically crazy and you could hear nothing but their singing.

I was relatively exhausted after the game and came back to campus to see all my friends back from their excursions. It was nice to hear we all had fun this weekend.

Except for Evan.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Not even in Oslo right now

So I'm terrible with updates. I'm gonna post the highlights of the past week in three posts m: Cultural Evening, BEST WEEKEND EVER, and Bergen as of now. I'll start backwards. Yay for disregarding chronology!

It is the long weekend right now at ISS, and that can only mean one thing: TRAVEL!!! One of the excursion options was Bergen, a city I went to last time I was in Norway and loved deeply. Naturally I signed up for this excursion and off to Hanseatic League/ artists haven I went.

We left Wednesday after class and got very well acquainted with our double-decker bus. I have Ian, one of my good friends, on the trip with me as well, which will account for all the pictures of him that are on Facebook. We don't have any other friends on the trip, so we've very much banded together.

Wednesday night we went to Læerdal, home of the Borgund Stave Church. It is the best preserved Stave Church in Norway and has changed little since it was erected in the 12th century. That's the most lecture-y I've sounded on this blog. But it was awesome. I find Stave churches fascinating mostly in that they combine the pagan religion with Christianity; all the roofs have crosses, but also dragons for back up in case Jesus lets them down.



They were also coated with tar every few years to keep the wood from rotting. That's why they're all black. Also, they were freakishly good at building roofs, so much so that the Borgund's roof has never leaked, but the church they built in the 19th century to replace it leaks every spring. Fail.

We then stayed the night in Lærdal, home to the loudest seagulls ever. They kept me up half the night, even though I was exhausted from Harry Potter the night before. Yeah. I went. But that's not important compared to fjords.

Yesterday we took a scenic route through the Nærøyfjord on a ferry that went from Flåm to Gudvangen. It was breathtaking. I was at Geiranger three years ago, and while Geiranger had more waterfalls, Nærøry had some pretty incredible cliffs and some lovely waterfalls. I took so many pictures I made a separate album for it on Facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1970838472095.2103323.1276980227

I'm not going to even TRY showing my favorite picture from that.

After that we had lunch from a cliff in Stalheim from which Dahl painted this iconic vista.



We didn't get a rainbow or anything, but I did take this somewhat redeeming photo.



Dahl did it better.

After another three hours and a 30 kroner Solo that I got at Stalheim (ouch), we finally arrived in Bergen. After unsuccessfully sleeping on the bus, Ian and I both elected to walking around because we were sick of sitting and bouncing around. So we walked a bit before dinner. The thing is that Bergen is a large but compressed city, unlike Oslo, which is spaced with parks and stuff. So we literally walked around the entire city center in two excursions before and after dinner. Still. I enjoyed walking around and seeing places I'd seen before.

Another noteworthy aspect of Bergen is how much tourism there is. Restaurants not only have menus in English but in Spanish, German, Russian, Japanese, Italian, you name it. Waitresses are pentalingual. It's crazy and weird. Unfortunately, the flip side of that is that just about everywhere are throngs of clueless looking people. Which is probably what we look like. But whatever.

Today we took a walking tour of Bergen with our group of 70 slow moving people. I feel for Bergen drivers a lot.

After that Ian and I met up with Lauren, who is also in Bergen for the weekend but not on our excursion. ISS didn't get the money that she had sent, so that was a huge mixup, and as ultimate spite and economy, she opted to go there for the long weekend. So yay! We did more walking, this time around the western part of the city, where Ian and I hadn't gone last night. There was a converted sardine factory that was now a mall of sorts. And was home to the coolest modern art ever.



The ends are music box things, and you crank it and a tune plays. It was really cool, and we spent a bunch of time trying to figure out the tunes.

From there we went to the Bergen Art Museum, a place I had been meaning to go to since arriving. I love art museums, though standing for a couple hours is not always the most pleasant experience, especially when you're going through an endless corridor of thoughtless modern minimalism. But whatever. I saw my Munch and Balke, and that's that.

To cap it all off, Ian and I went up on Fløybanen to enjoy the view and see the entire city, especially because the weather has been so nice. Bergen looks a lot bigger from above than when you're walking in it. I don't get it, but that's that.After taking about fifty some pictures, we came back down the ground, and that brings me here.

Yay blog post. Yay updating, slowly. Yay for two maxed out Facebook albums in one day!

Friday, July 8, 2011

IT'S ANOTHER POST

.... But not really. Sorry.

This is just to say that I've made a Youtube channel to accompany the blog. The username is fiskpluschips, because apparently some fool already has taken fiskandchips. I mean, who does that?

Anyways, up here I'll be posting videos of performances and stuff, and anything of consequence that I deem pertinent. Unfortunately for you, there might be a discrepancy between our opinions. But that's okay.

So you can go here now. But I wouldn't recommend it just yet. It's all new-looking and bare.

http://www.youtube.com/user/fiskpluschips

Yay for networking!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Being an Entity, Marmite Coffee, and Yummy Yellow Cheese

I still wouldn't call this "regular," but it's because I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!!!

In regards to life recently, it hasn't really strayed from the "get up, go to school, chill out" formula, but there has been one highlight since my last entry.

SOGNSVANN SOGNSVANN SOGNSVANN SOGNSVANN SOGNSVANN SOGNSVANN SOGNSVANN

Yes, on Sunday we spent from about midmorning to almost dinnertime hiking in Nordmarke (the area north of Oslo) and around Sognsvann, a lovely lake a few T Bane stops away from campus. We hiked up to a cabin and enjoyed our matpakke, and I learned that the gulost at breakfast was not Swiss cheese, a food that I love to despise. Rather, I learned that it is a much milder, tastier, all around nicer cheese, and have been thus enjoying it. This really has little to do with Sognsvann.

As expected, we were so numerous that we literally clogged the hiking trails and earned our "dirty look from the natives" achievement. We also stopped to take pictures. I took many pictures. Most of them are green trees and ponds.

This is us as the glacial-paced fire hazard on the trail.



This is a beautiful shot of a still pond that I took. And of Sognsvann.





I've gotten into the habit of running again and have already made two journeys back to Sognsvann. The circumference is perfect: 3.3 kilometers is a length I can do that will not definitively kill me.

Can YOUR athletic club do this?



Didn't think so.

Saturday was also eventful, though not as nature-y. My friends and I again took the T-Bane out to downtown and got off at a stop that suited our fancy. Among the first items on our agenda was to find a cafe and prove to ourselves that coffee in Norway does not suck, and that the cafeteria must literally take bacon grease, car oil, and marmite and label it "coffee." I'm serious. That bad.

We did find a coffee shop, and though it was expensive (35 Kroner for a soy cappuccino), it was quite worth it.



After that we walked around the not tourist part of Oslo, and the pictures of that adventure are all up on Facebook already.

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1932298188612.2101110.1276980227

and

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1946173535487.2101885.1276980227

Also in this expedition we went to IKEA (my first time, believe it or not) so that my friends Lauren and Gus could get more pillows because they are two-pillow sleepers. We went out into the middle of nowhere and had to cross under a highway and up and down hills, only to find that there apparently was an IKEA bus that went to and from Sentralstasjon. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of POOR PLANNING.

While I was there, I had to try the IKEA meatballs. They were delicious. I was hungry and ordered entirely in Norwegian. And by entirely I mean I said "Jeg vil ha femten kjøttboller. Nei takk. Takk. Ha det!"

That's some extreme Norwegian there.

Finally, we went to Grønnland, an ethnic area on the east side of Oslo, where we were told that we could get cheap fruit. And we did. I got apricots and cherries. It was nice to have fruit for a couple of days.

After Saturday we all were exhausted. Look at these two happy campers.




My friends Ian and Evan from St. Olaf on the trikk, or "The trikken" as we fondly miscall it. We all crashed shortly upon returning to the dorm.

Also, if anyone is still wondering what marmite is, it's this spread used in Britain made out of yeast as a byproduct for brewing beer. It also notably does this in water.





I hope this has been an informative post!

Or something.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Don't worry; It's only because I'm lazy

I'm really bad at this blogging business, but I PROMISE I'll get more regular. Or something.

So the last time you heard from me, I was chilling in the bowels of this last week and musing about terrible champagne and outlining my day for you. Frankly, not much has changed, but I did go on a few mild adventures between Tuesday and this morning.

Wednesday I waited in line for an hour to get on one of the weekend excursions. I will be going to Hallingdal the 23-24 July, a place I didn't go last time with my parents. Should be fun; there is a fairy tale museum and gratuitous rolling landscape. I got on the waiting list for the Bergen trip the 13-17 over the long weekend, but I did get off the waiting list as of yesterday, so I will certainly be enjoying myself. I really can't wait to go back to Bergen; I've been craving Grieg since I got here, even more than I was craving kinder eggs, and THAT'S saying something.

Thursday I got the other thing I've been craving since I got here: pølse med lomper. Basically it's a hotdog wrapped in lefse. Best thing ever. For fifteen kroner, I'd say it was a (WARNING: terrible pun ahead) doggone good deal! My friends and I also have created a new game to deal with boredom: take public transport into the city and just get off wherever we feel like. So that's what we also did Thursday. We walked around downtown Oslo and went to bokhandelen (bookstores) and H&M. I like this game. Later Thursday night I attended the Norwegian Life and Society (NLS) lecture on art and music, where we covered everything from runes to modern minimalism, and folk melodies to black metal. Yay Norway for being as artistically varied as the landscape.

Yesterday was particularly exciting. We played this game again and walked up to the palace, through the park in the back, and then up and around Karl Johan's Gate, the main street of the city where the main buildings are all on axis. Everything on this street is exorbitantly priced, but we did enjoy taking pictures and walking around.

And last night was certainly one most interesting. ISS organized a party at the Chateau Neuf, the student center with a student-run disco thing. For kicks and giggles, we all tore ourselves away from our youtube videos and made our way over there. We spent more time commuting than we spent actually there. We went down to the dance floor, where the resonant frequency of the music matched our stomach and we all decided the only joy we felt towards this music was leaving it. So we did. It was nice. That was last night.



Park behind the palace



Nice architecture on Karl Johan's Gate



Cool fountain in front of Sentrastasjon



Imperial Palace!


So yeah. I'll try to be more regular peeps. It's that I'm having way too much fun to blog!

-Cali